Me: I cracked the LCD on my SD300. Can you tell me about how much it would be to--
Mister Monotone: Ican'tassessthedamageonyourcameraoverthephonema'amyou'llhavetosenditin.
Me: Okay, but I'm just trying to figure out whether it's worth--
Mister Monotone: Ifyousenditinarepairspecialistwillcontactyouwithanestimate.
Me: But can you just give me an idea of how much a--
MM: Ican'tassessthedamageonyourcameraoverthephonema'amyou'll--
Me: ...have to send it in, I know. But if you got in some OTHER camera that DID have a cracked LCD, how much would you charge to fix THAT camera?
MM: Um. Well. About $350.
Me: Thanks.
Considering that a new one was on sale for less than that price, and we'd have it in time for Tony's birthday trip (rather than in "tentofourteenworkingdaysnotcountingshippingtime") we went out and bought a new one this morning. We're calling them Chip and Dale.
But this time we bought a case.
